And to think I debated whether that title was too childish to publish once. But Frederick brought it back with this response to the original:
I would focus on marijuana, for what I think is the very convincing reason of humility. It’s a certainty that legalizing drugs would have both good and bad effects; what’s uncertain is the exact nature, ratio, and pattern of those effects. It’s also certain that the effects, both good and bad, of legalizing cocaine would be more dramatic than those of legalizing marijuana. Why not then legalize marijuana first and observe the results? Then, after a time of say ten years, we can decide whether we want to legalize cocaine; assuming we do, we’ll know better what to expect and be able to legalize the other drugs in a more elegant way, maximizing the good and minimizing the bad.
As it happens, I disagree with this, but I don’t think it’s obviously wrong, and it wasn’t what I was objecting to. I wasn’t really talking about policy at all, but rather about what people say about it. If people want to push for marijuana legalization, that’s terrific - I won’t campaign for it, but I’ll vote for it. But I do object to people using arguments that obviously apply to drugs en masse as if they apply only to marijuana. Legalizing cocaine and heroin is so massively unpopular that admitting that what you are saying implies that we should do so seems to serve as a reductio of your reasoning. But people also prefer to avoid the ‘marijuana isn’t so bad’ argument if they can. So you get rants about personal freedoms, the evils of the marijuana war, the lost tax revenue, the crisis in our prisons, etc., as if these things decided the issue. Which I think they do, in fact. But what these folks really mean is that all these things are true and marijuana isn’t so bad; if it were worse for you than it is, all those ills would be outweighed. Otherwise, they’d be arguing for legalizing it all.
This, for instance, makes me want to stop arguing altogether, and start stabbing people with a fork:
The fact is, the marijuana law in the U.S. is a big lie. It’s racist and classist. White rich people can smoke marijuana with impunity and poor black people get a record, can’t get education, can’t get a loan, and all of sudden go into a life of desperation and become hardened criminals. Why? Because we’ve got a racist law based on lies about marijuana.
Rich white people snort cocaine with impunity too! The marijuana trade is turning poor black people into hardened criminals? I hate to be crude, but, seriously, fuck you. The truth is, as a society, we don’t care about drug use per se. We’ve elected two presidents in a row knowing full well they’d used cocaine. We invest our money with people who use cocaine. We send our kids to college, where they, too, use cocaine, and we don’t lose too much sleep over it. But if we get our hands on the rat bastards who sold it to them…
Okay, that’s enough. I’m taking some deep breaths. If you aren’t bored of this already, there are some thoughts on why I think Frederick is wrong on the policy angle after the jump.
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